Just Another Day in the Neighborhood

Hullow from Hawaii. That's right, Hawaii. Land of the never ending summer. What's that? What am I doin' here? Weell, lemme tell ya....

Today I am seeking refuge from "The Blue-Haired Crowd." Got the munchies wicked bad last night, so I cruised on over to the 7-11 for a kwik snak and damn near got killed when Grandma Bunn cut me off! No turn signal, no brake lights, nothin. Thought I was a gonner fer sure this time. Needless to say it killed my buzz, so I had to jet.

Hawaii is wicked cool this time o' year. Soft white sand and half-naked, bronzed bodies! Oh bartender, how about another one of those little umbrella drinks - pronto!